Quotes that inspires! (or not)

OMG!! It's been like months since I've updated this blog. Please don't think of it negatively, cause I just have a life outside the "Net" (Sighted raging demons flicking knives)
Well I'm bored here in my rented place till I graduate, I might as well do some stuff with my "dying but not dead yet" blog.

So for today, I'm gonna do a TOP TEN ala "Late Show with David Letterman" style for the funniest or smartest quoates ever heard by... ME.

And here are the results (Voting was done by a self proclaim artist waiting to be founded)

10> There is so much pollution in the air, if not for our lungs, we would have died by now.
9> I'm such a spoiled brat. Give me my topped with with as starters on the double. (Commerciallisim rocks)

8> Yam E equals to YAM C square (suppose to be me = mc2 as pronounced by a foreign lecturer)

7> FYP is like a dim light, the kind that doesnt ask for attention. But the morning light is such much more inviting for sleeps.

6> No one can earn good luck all the time. When bad luck strikes, it hits hard.

5> Chinese New Year are prosperous for both the pocket and the tummy. But tummy's prosperity is harder to waste then the pocket's.

4> Chiqis (short for chicks china style)

3> Chikidies (As said by a modern urban Bangsar fella)

2> We are eating Sundaes in TGI Fridays on a Thursday

And the number one most ridicilious sentence made is!!!

1> A kid ask "Whats SM?" and we say Sexy Monkey! Thats why they have chains and whips.

Hope you enjoyed the post.